Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

The hardest part of my job is pretending to care.

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That’s what I love about these interns, man. I get older, they stay the same age. PGP.

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Home Buying Tips From A Domesticated Redneck

My boss does the Frank Underwood ring knock every time I leave his office.

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Fitbit giving me weekly reminders of how lazy I am. PGP.

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I know exactly how much I can drink on a weeknight and not be hungover at work the next day. I usually blow right past it around 9 p.m. PGP.

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“Who do I need to notify that the office toilet won’t flush?” PGP

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Everyone in my office assumes they’re invited to my wedding. PGP

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I still have “Relevant Courses” listed on my resume. PGP.

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Sometimes I feel unprofessional for being a freelancer who works from home..But then I just roll over and take a 2:00 pm nap.

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