Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

After two and a half years, I’ve finally encountered someone who puts haikus in their e-mail signature.

Post Grad Problems

Took a personal on Monday. Saw a matinee by myself, cut the lawn, and was in bed by 9. PGP

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“Can you check this for me?” PGP.

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Tried to impress a girl at the gym…threw my back out

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My boss just rejected my expense report for $7.00. PGP

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“at least it was good interview practice”. PGP.

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“Swiped right” being our generation’s “high school sweethearts” story told during wedding vows.

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Went up another survey age bracket.

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My friends moms aren’t hot anymore.

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Being asked what your plans are for the weekend by older coworkers then extremely disappointing them with your response. PGP.

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