Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

I would give anything to sleep in for an 8am class.

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58% of my yearly income goes to my student loans.

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Never realized the extent of my immaturity until I attended today’s sexual misconduct seminar. PGP.

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Babe flirting with me in the bar turned out to be a hooker. I couldn’t afford it. PGP

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I haven’t been this sober on my birthday since high school. PGP

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I’m not going to pay my bills until lunchtime because I want to see my bank account with that money for just a little bit longer. PGP.

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Starbucks taste; break room budget.

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Moved a meeting to buy Garth tickets the minute they go on sale.

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The title Housewife is looking pretty good right now PGP

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2 billion dollar company. 1 ply toilet paper. #PGP

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