Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

My coworkers found out my college nickname.

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Legit job title, glorified assistant duties. PGP

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Taco Tuesday on cinco de mayo coincidence? I think not. PGP.

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Guide To The Weekday Cinco de Mayo

My manager made me drive back to Taco Bell to get him free breakfast. PGP.

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My parents kicked me off the family plan. PGP.

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Outlook invites to happy hour. PGP.

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I threw my back out after going too hard at Mini-Golf. PGP.

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Not having enough energy at 5:00 for that pity laugh in regards to your boss’s crappy joke. PGP.

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My credit card got declined at the company happy hour. PGP

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