Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

My boss insists that I drive his car to client meetings so he can get the mileage reimbursement. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Passing off a hangover as horrible allergies.

Post Grad Problems

James Bond knows what the weight of an empty gun feels like. I’m the same way with my stapler. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Just cracked open a tall boy…..of Arizona Iced Tea. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Gave in my two weeks. People keep saying “We will miss you”. How am I supposed to respond to that? PGP.

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Saw my boss on tinder, automatically swiped left. He just asked me why I didn’t swip right, I’m not sure if he was joking or not.

Post Grad Problems

The gradual decline in goal setting from a six figure salary to a new office chair. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Hard work is getting in 5 minutes before your boss and acting like you’ve been there for hours PGP.

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My Tinder matches give me pep talks.

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I’ve never been asked for proof that I graduated. PGP.

Post Grad Problems