Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

1: “Did you see my email?”2: “Yeah… Looking at it right now…” PGP

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My life goal is to be so successful that it hurts my ex girlfriends feelings. PGP

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“When I was your age, I was just like you.” PGP.

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Finally got laid by using eharmonys free trial weekend. PGP.

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“We are continuing to monitor the adverse conditions in the Houston area. However, operations are expected to continue as normal.” PGP.

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Back to the grind.

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My co-workers still ask how my ex is doing. PGP.

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One too many glasses of pinot while watching the bachelorette and I now have a 6-month membership to match.com. #PGP

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Passed out on my couch Friday night … My backs still sore. PGP

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Helping people find their dream job was not my dream. #PGP

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