Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Maybe if I view her Linkedin page enough times, she’ll know I’m trying to hook up.

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“Good morning, good afternoon, and good evening depending on which part of the world you’re in.” PGP.

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“Alright, let’s go ahead and get started.”

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Found out I sweat the same during interviews as I do during first dates. PGP.

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Bringing the coffee with me to the can. PGPM.

Staying up to date with the market despite not having the available funds to invest. PGP.

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I got 99 problems and this broken fucking scanner is all of them.

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Figuring out when you passed out by looking at your Fitbit stats. PGP.

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My favorite college bar got condemned. PGP.

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The handicap stall in my office has the worst cell reception. PGP.

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