Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

“There will be no relocation allowance for this position.” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Was told I’m too old to be of interest to any of the men that work on my floor. I’m 24. PGP.

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Having nightmares about not being on mute. PGP

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The dude sitting in front of me has his headphones in and is busting out a major air drum solo. PGP.

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My weed guy can’t meet up because he “has the kids tonight”. PGP.

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7am vows to never drink again, 5pm decisions on what to drink first.

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“My calendar is wide open.” PGP.

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I bought a nice blender, and that shit has changed my life. PGP

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I was pleasantly surprised by how the new urinal cakes make the bathroom smell today. PGP.

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