Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Coworker prints out and highlights driving directions on MapQuest before we go on sales calls. PGP

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I was the lucky guy selected to go to a career fair this morning to recruit college kids for jobs I wish I could get. PGP

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All of the responsibility, but none of the authority, to get the project done. PGP.

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When you wear less makeup to work and your coworkers all take you aside to ask what’s wrong. “You look so sad today”. PGP.

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My friend just had a kid, and now he sucks. PGP

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How long have you been working here? PGP.

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My secret handicap stall now has a lock to gain access. PGP.

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I want to trash my office on the way out tonight and just ride off into the sunset a hero. PGP.

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My girlfriend just got the “I would like to speak to a manager” haircut. #PGP

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The “I don’t drink during the week” prick. PGP.

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