Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Living in a one ISP neighborhood. PGP.

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Typing a few extra letters after a word to make sure that spell check is still doing it’s job. PGP.

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According to my life insurance policy I’m worth a lot more dead than alive. PGP

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Your Email Signature Makes You Look Like An Asshole

Begrudgingly opting in for the vision plan. PGP.

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Having to create two different ESPN accounts so that your coworker’s group can’t see that you’re also affiliated with your college friend’s group called “Tiggo Bitties”. PGP.

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All of my friends are going to my ex-girlfriends wedding this weekend.

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I got Kentucky taking it in all of my brackets. PGP.

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I just read “21 True Facts About Drew Carey That Will Blow Your Mind”.

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I got a yellow onion at the store instead of a red one. Just to mix things up. PGP

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