Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Sunday morning shakes at church.

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Sometimes when I get drunk I check my credit score. PGP

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“Hows your bracket looking?” PGP.

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Your company finally hiring attractive women right after you get a girlfriend. PGP.

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My little brothers job out of college offered a higher salary than I currently make.

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Took a week off, still worked 8hrs every day.

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There is a puddle of piss that accumulates under both urinals everyday by noon

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The only other employee under 40 just quit. PGP.

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Metamucil. PGP.

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When going out for a beer actually means a single beer. PGP.

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