Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

I don’t remember the last time I was Happy for an entire Hour. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I’m the only one in my department who showed up for work today and I’m still to scared to get a beer with lunch. PGP.

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They’re not gonna let us leave early. PGP.

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Be The Cool Dad, Not The Uncomfortably Cool Dad

I’m still not sure who my actual boss is

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I can’t stand those college kids. PGP.

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The girl who sits next to me just farted…really loud. PGP

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Having to learn from Forbes Magazine that my undergraduate degree is useless. PGP.

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People assume I’m an IT guy just because I’m the youngest one here. PGP.

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Got a promotion. Now everyone hate me. PGP

Post Grad Problems