Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

When your weekend plans are either “catch up on sleep” or “get blackout drunk”. PGP.

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Just got my first hemorrhoid. PGP.

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Can’t wait to spend my tax return on my credit card bill. #PGP

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3am conference calls with Japanese clients. PGP.

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Someone had to warm up their leftover curry dish again. PGP.

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One of these days I’m gonna order a beer at lunch. PGP.

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Been calling a new guy Steve for two weeks. He emailed me today that his name is Rick. PGP.

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Keeping a mental list of coworkers who don’t wash their hands PGP

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Custodian just has to clean the restroom right as I’m in the middle of dropping the Browns off at the Super Bowl. PGP

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Kate Upton settling with those Game of War commercials makes me feel better about settling with my career path. PGP.

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