Been here 6 weeks. Still don’t know what I’m suppose to be doing everyday. Pgp.
We all just got laid off.
“I don’t know, make the intern figure it out.”
Bought a steamer to save on dry cleaning. I’m way to lazy to use it. Pgp.
Been calling a new guy Steve for two weeks. He emailed me today that his name is Rick. PGP.
“Sorry I’m late, my kids are on Spring Break.”