Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Your boss complaining about being broke. PGP.

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Was asked why I don’t have kids yet today. PGP.

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I’ve had the dad bod before dad bods were cool. PGP

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Frantically pressing the close door button in the elevator at the sound of approaching footsteps. PGP.

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The “We only have enough money for 2 more months of operations” talk from the CEO. PGP.

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Your boss asking for a volunteer, but then just choosing you anyway

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“Firing up” your computer in the morning. PGP

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We’re almost half way through the second quarter already

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Dear Parents, Don’t Raise Racists

People are beginning to expect more out of me. PGP

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