That asshole in front of you at Chipotle ordering for the office. PGP
I need a new LinkedIn picture. PGP
The high point of my day is listening to Dave Ramsey on the radio. PGP
Babe flirting with me in the bar turned out to be a hooker. I couldn’t afford it. PGP
Only being able to tell your coworkers the PG13, edited for TV, version of your weekend. PGP
I need to lose weight because I got fat. I can’t afford to lose weight because my suits won’t fit. PGP
I hate my life. PGP.
The only text I received yesterday was a low balance alert from Chase. PGP.