Dipping pouches because I’m a pussy. PGP
I’m the office Manziel. PGP
“Did you get your W2 yet?” PGP
The look of judgement on the pharmacist’s face when I get my adderall refilled. PGP.
Zero Turn lawn mower purchase. PGP.
I can smell my dress shoes while sitting at my desk. PGP
“Meets expectations” across the board on my annual evaluation. PGP
I’m dressing up as a skinny-fat dad for Halloween. Actually, I do that every day. PGP.
Coffee induced paranoia. PGP
Shooting the breeze. PGP