When you’re already working 12+ hour days and your boss tells you to “step it up”. PGP.
“No rush, but I need this done ASAP.” PGP.
“Sent from my iPhone. Please excuse typos.” PGP
Adjusting my federal withholding to make it feel like I got a raise. PGP
“Upon review of your reclassification request, we determined that your salary is below market, but within our acceptable range.” PGP
“Where are we at on this?” PGP.
“The webinar will begin shortly. Please remain on the line” PGP
The closest thing I have to a man cave is the handicapped stall in the secret office bathroom. PGP.