Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Got $25 to P.F. Changs instead of a Christmas Bonus. I’ll take it. PGP.

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Received an email that there is no company holiday party this year but we are “encouraged” to host our own offsite party. PGP.

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Received a free “wear your jeans to work” pass instead of a Christmas bonus. PGP

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Open bar at the company Christmas party still is not enough to make me want be around these assholes. PGP.

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Jay Pritchett taste; Al Bundy pay. PGP

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All I want for Christmas is my girlfriend to shower after yoga. PGP.

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Everyone is thinking it, I’ll just say it..fuck this place.

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Dominating The Holiday Office Crew: Giving Off the Busy Vibe

High deductible HSA. PGP.

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Winter beard obscuring winter weight.

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