Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

I have to go to the Chiropractor twice a week…I’m 24. PGP

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Stopped for a bagel on my way to work. Someone brought bagels in for the office. PGP

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Got a cold Thursday and took a sick day on Friday. Not a single person believes that I’m sick.

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The bathroom beside my cube is the “secret one” that everyone comes to take a shit in. PGP.

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After adding a picture to my LinkedIn profile, I woke up to 4 requests to connect, all guys. One was at 2:15am from a guy I went on a date with 2 years ago. Professional Networking? PGP.

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I’ll circle back with some touch-points after the deliverables are digested and we get a feeler from management.

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Going after the “low hanging fruit.” Both in business and in pleasure. PGP.

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Finally got an office…it used to be a closet. PGP

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Divorced before 30. PGP

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My boss likes to remind me that I have the lowest level position in the company. #pgp

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