Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Won “employee of the year” yet my annual review states my performance “met expectations”. #pgp

Post Grad Problems

Might be…

One partner just referred to a client as “skanky” and the other partner responded, “did you know that’s a dance, the skanky leg?” PGP.

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If I have to hear one more “were you really sick or just hungover?” joke I swear to god. PGP.

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A younger co-worker finally came through and brought me weed.

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Got my friend a job at my office. Now I hate him. PGP.

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My girlfriend is jealous of my work wife. PGP.

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Went too hard at TGIFridays.

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Break room toaster was thrown out for attracting ants. Now I have to microwave my Pop Tarts like some animal. PGP.

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Comparing credit scores at the bar. PGP

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