Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

My one goal at work is to go this whole day without anyone finding out it’s my birthday.

Post Grad Problems

My company’s lack of a tuition reimbursement policy confirming my suspicion that they want me to be stuck in this position forever. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I could really use that fantasy league money right now.

Post Grad Problems

Louisville’s Mayor tweeting from the shitter. PGPM

Today’s office gossip: someone left her space heater on overnight. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Dude in the stall beside me was shamelessly blaring gangster rap from his phone. PGPM for him. PGP for me.

Post Grad Problems

I wonder what millionaires would think if they knew that the people managing their money can’t remember to flush the toilet. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Realizing the grads hired one year after you have a starting salary $10k higher than what you make right now. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

The exhilarating feeling of going through the express lane at the grocery store with a few too many items. PGP.

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Someone’s car alarm in the parking lot has been going off for hours.

Post Grad Problems