Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

I do my window shopping on Monster and CareerBuilder. PGP

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Just found out that my base salary is lower than company standards for my job. PGP.

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Picked the wrong Sperry’s for casual Friday.. Everybody in the office can smell the Natty Light stains on them

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I have every major news app on my phone. PGP.

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Ashley Madison And The State Of Cheating

Girlfriend just said she felt sick. There goes my weekend. PGP

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Had a nightmare my credit score dropped a hundred points overnight.

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Someone flushed a toilet during a conference call.

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A: This coffee tastes like shitB: Don’t you drink it daily though?A: Yeah, its free

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That moment when you realize your parents were right. About everything. PGP.

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