Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

When I don’t wear make-up to work, “Someone looks tired today!” PGP.

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“I just wanted to give you a quick update…”

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Deleting all browsing history, every day. PGPM.

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My boss just told me he pays his dog walker almost half of my salary. PGP.

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The supplies in my office aren’t worth stealing. PGP

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The receptionist quit so they forwarded the reception line to my desk. PGP

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At this rate I’ll never make enough to own a private jet PGP

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All of my pictures in my cube are hung up with thumb tacks cause I’m too poor for a picture frame. PGP.

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The interns saying if you made it this far then so can they. PGP

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I’m more concerned about my Uber Customer Rating than I ever was about my GPA. PGP

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