Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

My meeting mindset has evolved to “admit nothing, deny everything, and make counter accusations”. PGP.

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At what age do I start having hobbies other than drinking? PGP.

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More than half of my coworkers are going through menopause. PGP.

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Two historically awesome things put into one cool 1:44 video.

This Star Wars-True Detective Mashup Is Better Than Season 2

Hungover from a Sunday evening baby shower.

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The daily morning battle of when I see if I can hold out my poop long enough to make to work so I can be paid to take one.PGP.

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Being of so little importance that you aren’t even targeted by company-wide phishing emails. PGP.

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Needing an older coworker show me how to use the fax machine. PGP

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No one has emailed me since noon. Am I dead?

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Older coworker just asked if I knew were he could score weed. PGP

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