Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Coworker just used the term “pound” instead of hashtag when referring to a Tweet. PGP

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Office thermostat wars. PGP

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My subordinates have united and developed a strong bond out of a mutual hatred for me.

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My new boss just explained the way fractions work to me. I majored in Math. PGP.

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Morning T Boost: What’s My Name

I just Ralph’d in the break room trash can.

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What’s Hinge ? PGP

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I’m pretty sure my interview yesterday was for a Ponzi scheme. PGP.

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Went to my upstairs neighbors to tell them they were being too loud. It was 10 p.m.. On Friday.

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“Happy birthday! Do you have any plans?!” – colleague you’ve never talked to

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