Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

A guy named Michael Hunt just started in my company today. I’m probably going to get fired. PGP.

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Trying to motivate subordinates with the Cobra Kai “defeat does not exist in my dojo” chant.

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Just introduced myself to someone for the 4th time since starting this job 2 months ago. PGP.

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I reached the point of not giving a shit and told a past due customer I didn’t want to hear his shit and to just pay his bills. PGP

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First time being hungover at the office. Worst experience of my life. PGP.

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Boss came up to talk to me while I was changing a nearby gym locker room. I literally showed my ass to the boss. PGP

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It took a year of networking and befriending IT to get the Wifi password. PGP

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I get paid $25/hr. I still go halves on a $10 bottle of vodka. PGP.

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Being someone’s second string lunch buddy. PGP

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One of my coworker’s absence can single-handedly make my day

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