Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Explaining to an older coworker what a meme is.

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My lunch buddy cheated on me today with someone down the hall. PGP.

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Having to explain how fantasy football works to all the old guys in the office league. PGP

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The sun caused me to get into a wreck this morning because I’m too fucking cheap to afford new sunglasses. PGP

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Just had to help my boss add a new desktop background.

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Even not working is turning into a chore. PGP

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My fiancée scheduled a wedding venue tour during the Packers game on Sunday. PGP.

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My boss just got a snapchat and added me as a friend. PGP.

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I actually said to an intern “When I was your age…”. PGP

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My pledge brother is getting married on homecoming weekend. PGP.

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