Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Rugrats know what’s up.

Doing a Tiger fist pump when a conference call ends 10 minutes early. PGP

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Getting a second job. PGP.

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First sip of coffee, first stain of the day

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The notification of the meeting you’re supposed to be in interrupting your fantasy line-up research. PGP

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Running out of excuses to take time off for interviews. PGP.

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I work for my girlfriends Dad and he promoted her before me. She’s been here 3 months. I’ve been here 2 years. PGP.

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The most depressing part of my day is knowing that I will never feel as good as I do right now with that first cup of coffee in my hand. PGP.

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Check engine. PGP.

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I used to listen to music, now I listen to TED talks while I work. PGP

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