Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Explaining your Fantasy Football team name on the first date.

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“Here is your mission should you choose to accept it,” -partner laughing as he gives me a project because he knows I have no choice in the matter. PGP.

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Got cut off at the whole foods bar.

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Saw the girl of my dreams on Hinge. We didn’t match. PGP

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“Be prepared to work the full day” -manger PGP

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Manager is making the office work Saturday to make up for not working on Thanksgiving. PGP

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Walked into the office. Saw I was the only one there. Walked right back out of there. PGPowerMove

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Somebody fucked with my chair.

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I’ve come to only like click pens #pgp

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Today I witnessed some savage animal walk into the stall with a full mug of coffee and proceed to shart violently. PGP.

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