Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Washed down my Zantac with a margarita.

Post Grad Problems

Accidentally put “Need More Junior Anal” instead of “Need More Junior Analysts” in an email subject line. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

“Sent from my iPhone. Please excuse typos.” PGP

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The only refrigerator magnets I have are save the date magnets.

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Cubicle decorating contests. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

My 6th most visited website at work is the “Blocked by Adminstrator” page.

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No one likes you, Trish

“If there’s anything else I can do to be helpful…” (If you email again I swear to god…)

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Newly single after 18 months. What apps are the kids using today? Pgp

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If I can stick it out one more year, I’ll be fully vested in my 401k. PGP.

Post Grad Problems