Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Finding out your ex got married by her Linkedin request. PGP

Post Grad Problems

Fantasizing about what you would say to your boss if you won the Powerball. PGP.

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The constant fear I will poop on my shirt tail

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The new hires coming to me for advice.. HA. Like I know what I’m doing.

Post Grad Problems

Temper your expectations, people.

You’ll Feel Better About Yourself After Watching Jimmy Kimmel Interview People About Their Broken New Year’s Resolutions

I just got, “nice sweater grandpa” by an older colleague. PGP

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I’m trying to be more adventurous this year, so I decided to try hazelnut creamer instead of vanilla.

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Just sitting around waiting to be fired. PGP

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My boss told me his New Year’s resolution is to be on time to work, and that it should be mine too.

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My girlfriend won’t wear the Star Wars lingerie I bought her. PGP

Post Grad Problems