Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

A casino is opening up 15 minutes from my apartment. I don’t have a gambling problem but I might in two months. PGP.

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There are two stalls in the bathroom, and a floater in each one of them. PGP.

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The skinny girl is complaining about how hungry she is and it’s only the second day of her “diet”.

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Putting my family group text on ‘do not disturb.’ PGP.

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Unnecessarily explaining what you were doing on your phone when the boss walks by. PGP.

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Now that we’re married, my wife nonchalantly talks about how hot other guys are. PGP.

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Mad Men expectations. Glengary Glenross reality. PGP.

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My mom posted a photo on Facebook that got 40 more like than I’ve ever gotten. PGP.

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My apartment application was denied. PGP.

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The guy in the stall next to mine said “Bless you” when I sneezed. PGP.

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