Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Anytime a co-worker asks me what I’ve been up to at work, the go to response is: “Just been putting out some fires”

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“Well… Yes and no.” PGP.

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Realizing you booked the wrong date on a flight – PGP

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I have a date this weekend with a girl that says she “quit” drinking. PGP.

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Our office browsers’ homepages are defaulted to Bing. Who the fuck uses Bing?

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The knock off air freshener smells worse than the shit it’s trying to mask. PGP.

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We’re hiring new people and I just heard my boss say we need to “make room” for them. PGP

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A week after moving I was told we are moving offices near my old place.

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My work mom’s daughter is really hot and about to turn 18. PGP.

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The after-hours janitor cleaning around you in your cube. PGP.

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