Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Accidentally dressed exactly like my boss today. He thinks I’m mocking him. PGP.

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Saw my sister on Tinder. PGP.

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Donald Trump tweeted about my employer. PGP.

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Being the only one told to “take it easy” at the Holiday Party tomorrow. PGP.

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Watching people make half my annual salary in 25 minutes on Jeopardy. PGP.

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Mastered the rich white guy laugh for work. I’m black. PGP.

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Hamilton sucked. I want my rent money back. PGP.

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Finally broke a 6 month dry spell. Woke up more sore than I’ve been in 6 months. PGP.

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A coworker asked me, “What does ‘totes lit fam’ mean?” PGP.

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My boss not so subtly hinted that my position is being eliminated in 2018. PGP.

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