Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

The transmission went out in my 3 year old car this morning. PGP.

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Pulled something getting out of my car this morning. PGP

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I’ve been at work an hour and a half and I’ve already refilled the office Keurig twice.

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Got engaged Friday. On Saturday my future in-laws got upset because we didn’t have a date picked. PGP

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Uber small talk. PGP.

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I never thought I’d be so exhausted that I’d skip a shower for 10 minutes of extra sleep. PGP

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My parents and my dog are the only two things that could possibly love me in the mood I come home in. PGP

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Every day your car starts in subzero weather it feels like winning the lottery. PGP

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I’ve become more comfortable pooping at the office than at my apartment. PGP.

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I’m so tired of sucking in my gut to keep people from knowing I’m gaining weight. PGP.

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