Matched with the new girl on Bumble, and she never messaged me. Now every interaction is awkward. PGP.

Gluten free bread was served at the luncheon. PGP.

Upgraded from the binder clip to the Rolodex today.

The constant fear I will poop on my shirt tail

I didn’t wake up in a new Bugatti today. PGP

We don’t have Internet today. Now I have to interact with my co workers.

Breaking dress code boundaries all in the name of casual Friday.

My bosses daughter added me on Facebook

My boss does the Frank Underwood ring knock every time I leave his office.

Hooked up with my old high school girlfriends mom this weekend.