My bosses daughter added me on Facebook

My life goal is to be so successful that it hurts my ex girlfriends feelings. PGP

“We are continuing to monitor the adverse conditions in the Houston area. However, operations are expected to continue as normal.” PGP.

I know far more about the history and corporate structure of Sterling Cooper than the company I actually work for. PGP

Hooked up with my old high school girlfriends mom this weekend.

Playing the how often can I use the bathroom before he boss says something game

Getting yelled at by your boss because you have been making the intern water the fake plants for the last three months. PGP.

I’m drunk in my LinkedIn picture. PGP.