Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Counting the length of my pre-workout-induced poop as cardio. PGP.

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The sweet smell of no new emails in the morning.

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VP flies in and promises to take the team out to a “great lunch”; we end up at Olive Garden. PGP.

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ESPN and PGA were both firewalled today. PGP.

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Due tomorrow. Do tomorrow. PGP

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Put my name in the raffle for the new TV. Ended up getting the $20 gift card to Carrabba’s. PGP.

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It’s 2pm and I just noticed that I have a toothpaste stain in a really inopportune spot on the front of my pants. PGP.

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I just yelled at a high schooler for hitting my car with a football. PGP.

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I’m going to a BYOB wedding, that wasn’t a typo

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Woke up 20 minutes before my alarm feeling refreshed and ready for the day. Decided to “shut my eyes for a second” and I woke up to my alarm blaring, feeling like I had pulled an all nighter.

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