“Here’s something I’ve noticed about you…” PGP

Owing money to the government. PGP.

Using Hinge to network because I’m that desperate. PGP

Emails starting with “just some unsolicited advice…” PGP.

Work wife put in her two weeks notice to take a job across the country. I’m legitimately upset about it. PGP.

Got chewed out for not responding to email over Thanksgiving and the long weekend. PGP.

Running out of excuses to take time off for interviews. PGP.

Office summer party is tomorrow. I don’t think I can take an extra 3+ hours of pretending to like these people. PGP.

“Moving forward, I will be sure that I take all necessary steps to ensure this doesn’t happen again.” PGP

Putting “Fake Smiling” on my Linkedin skills page