Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

A childhood friend just signed with the Seahawks and I’m sitting in a cubicle.

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I sit through two separate one hour meetings every single day just to say “no report”. PGP.

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I feel no shame for job searching during my morning coffee dump.

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My work spouse is starting to send me good morning texts. PGP

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We don’t have Internet today. Now I have to interact with my co workers.

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I don’t have a work spouse. PGP.

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My work husband just put in his two week notice. Is this what divorce feels like?

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I broke down and cried tears of joy when my parents offered to pay for new brake pads.

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Assuming a member of the opposite sex is flirting with you when they add you on LinkedIn.

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I wouldn’t feel obligated to go to my boss’ funeral.

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