Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Seriously debating switching banks because my direct deposit would hit 4 hours earlier.

Post Grad Problems

I didn’t receive any work calls when I took vacation on Friday. I’m now convinced I’m getting fired. PGP

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Just had to explain why we have time-zones to a coworker. I graduated summa cum laude.

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Irish exiting work. PGPM

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Well, IT blocked PGP this afternoon. Now what am I supposed to do? PGP.

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Coworker came to work high. Thanks for the company-wide drug test, Joel. PGP

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The 80/20 rule: do 80% of my work in 20% of the week. PGP

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Just caught my newly divorced coworker on seniorpeoplemeet.com

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I eat Kale now. PGP

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Every time Target puts out decor for dorms and college apartments, I die a little on the inside. PGP

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