Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

At least I have “old man strength” to look forward too. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Was not mentally prepared to see a high school Class of 2020 shirt today.

Post Grad Problems

The 2 o’clock “I fucking hate this place” sigh

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Office summer party is tomorrow. I don’t think I can take an extra 3+ hours of pretending to like these people. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I just suggested fantasy football as a team building exercise.

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Umbrella broke in the middle of a downpour. I am now sitting at my desk in soaked clothes

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I’m putting in my two weeks on Friday. I’m pretty sure they’re going to fire me when I do. PGP

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Guy in the office just walked in and said whos ready for Monday FUNday. I died inside PGP

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I’m the only one my boss gave a passing compliment to in our staff meeting. Coworkers hate me now. PGP.

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I’m jealous of the swag the interns got.

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