Shower coffee isn’t as much fun as shower beer. PGP.

Betting on the jobs report. PGP.

Sweating through my suit. PGP

Girl next to me sits there listening to music and snap chatting yet still gets paid more than me. PGP

Coffee machine was lost to budget cuts. PGP

“Oh hey, I’m going to need you to go to (insert place with worst client) tomorrow”. PGP

Upping my fiber count. PGP

“The old ball and chain won’t let me go out” when you need an excuse to skip going out. PGP

The dream is a personal bathroom in the office. PGP

Guess I missed the memo about everyone taking a vacation day today. PGP