My job status is being changed to hourly because of FLSA. I have a graduate degree. PGP.

Impressed by the spread at the hotel continental breakfast. PGP.

Moderately insane and getting more comfortable talking about it. PGP.

Everyone is getting leg cramps and shit during sex and I’m over here like, what is this “sex”? PGP

Wanted to live on the edge. Opened a voluntary tax sheltered annuity.

Fighting a losing battle against my slowing metabolism with my age and drinking problem as my only weapons.

I’m the only one in my office who doesn’t care how that schmuck met their mother. PGP

Finished meal-prepping for the week. I put a box of cereal in my bag. PGP

XBox recognizes my achievements more than my company. PGP

Needed Skype for a work call. Didn’t have the admin password to install it. Still my fault. PGP.