I wear my Fitbit on my right hand so that every time I shift while driving it counts as steps. PGP.

The post gameday hungover drive away from your alma mater. PGP.

It’s only 8 a.m., and my new cubemate has already used ‘hump day, right?’ and ‘I haven’t had my coffee yet’. PGP.

The older colleague who has zero power over you but finds cause to walk by and look disapprovingly at your computer screen at least once a day. PGP.

Hooking up with a senior in college. She constantly calls me “Old Man.” I’m one month older than her. PGP.

Everybody in the office is sick. PGP.

Waiting to board flight: facebook, twitter, Instagram, PGP, repeat. PGP.

Heard Dave Matthews on the classic rock station. PGP.

When you want to search for a new job but don’t want to go through the trouble of updating your resume. PGP.

One of my relatives asked how my work-life balance was. My first instinct was to laugh. PGP.