When Fantasy Football ends and you have no choice but to actually do your work.

Got locked out of my mobile banking app. Even it knows I shouldn’t be looking at it for a while.

Having my way with whatever is in the fridge because I’m the only one in on December 26th.

Hating someone solely based on how they format their emails.

The feeling of loneliness when your morning coffee partner calls in sick.

The holiday party hangover has me mindlessly clicking around an Excel sheet that I completed a week ago.