After a year of being the only male, my department finally hired another guy. He collects Yu-Gi-Oh cards. PGP.
Pro of my new apartment: cheap price in a bougie neighborhood. Con of my new apartment: I’m on a Costco budget, but the only grocery store near me is Whole Foods. PGP.
My car is old enough to have its own driver’s license. PGP.
Nothing fucks up your Friday more than realizing it’s only Wednesday. PGP.
Hooking up with a senior in college. She constantly calls me “Old Man.” I’m one month older than her. PGP.