Trying to figure out which is worse: Monday vs First day at a new job on Monday. PGP.

Waking up in the morning and you’re still sober. PGP.

Impressed by the spread at the hotel continental breakfast. PGP.

My car is old enough to have its own driver’s license. PGP.

I get a huge rush from stealing K cups from my office. PGP.

The local strip club just followed me on Twitter. PGP.

Working in your hometown. PGP.

Meeting with my boss. Apply for new jobs. End up in the same office the next morning. Repeat. PGP.

I want to get a German Shepherd but they’re too smart and I know it would end up just calling me on my shit. PGP.

“This is just a stepping stone.” PGP.