Got caught taking a personal phone call in my building’s stairwell. PGP.

My roommates are from Cleveland. PGP.

Fell asleep during the rain delay. PGP.

Matching with your ex on Bumble. PGP.

Everything is a “best” practice. PGP.

“How ’bout those Cubs?” PGP.

I can’t do work until my anxiety medicine kicks in. PGP.

I don’t know if I’m networking or dating. PGP.

Dropping hundreds of dollars to watch a Cubs game but being too concerned about my financial stability to upgrade to Spotify Premium. PGP.

Had to bite my tongue as a coworker concluded a conversation with “word up.” PGP.